D.I.C.K Agency

D.I.C.K. Agent

Duststorm Infiltration & Containment Knight

Welcome to D.I.C.K. Agency, the world’s least subtle yet most daring organization.
Their mission? Diving straight into massive sandstorms (yes, literal sand) to save civilians who apparently thought it was a great idea to go sightseeing in 200-mph dust cyclones.

You play as a square-jawed, sunglasses-wearing Agent D.I.C.K., a hero trained to handle chaos, sand, and existential regret — in that order. Armed with nothing but your reflexes and your P.U.S.S.Y. device (Portable Unit for Safe Stasis Yield), you’ll jump across flying junk, dodge angry cows, and suck — I mean, absorb — people to safety before they’re gone with the wind.

The catch? You’ll be doing all this while hopping from spinning furniture to exploding barrels, with physics that obey only the laws of comedy. The A, W, and S keys are your legs. The mouse is your brain. One wrong move, and you’re eating sand for dinner.

Every few seconds, a lost villager will appear in the storm — panicking, screaming, and probably regretting every life choice. Get your crosshair on them, wait for that beautiful LIKE symbol to flash, and click once to pull them to safety. Miss it? Well… let’s just say the desert gains another soul.

Fast, dumb, and weirdly heroic, D.I.C.K. Agent is part comedy, part chaos, and 100% grit.
It’s not about glory — it’s about surviving the ARENA of sand, stupidity, and salvation.
Suit up, agent. The storm’s calling — and it’s not taking prisoners.